Today, for the first time EVER, I read a National Enquirer. It was a new experience for me and I quite enjoyed it. All kinds of hooey-balooey. I soaked it all in and loved it. Plus, reading it passed the time so quickly. BAM. Just like that my time under the dryer flew by.
I tell you what; there is some great stuff in those magazines so next time your waiting in line or sitting under a dryer make sure you grab a "trashy" magazine. They are SUPER entertaining.
p.s. I hope you all know me well enough to know that this is meant to be somewhat of a joke. It is true that I read them. Not true that I learn from them. Come on guys. Really.