August 31, 2009

What Am I Turning Into?

My new favorite thing to do while at the grocery store or beauty parlor is to read through the "trashy" magazines. I learn all kinds of interesting things. Things to do. Things not to do. Things to wear. Things not to wear. Who is cool. Who is not cool. Who is getting married. Who is having a baby at age 50. Who is splitting up. Really valuable stuff!



Today, for the first time EVER, I read a National Enquirer. It was a new experience for me and I quite enjoyed it. All kinds of hooey-balooey. I soaked it all in and loved it. Plus, reading it passed the time so quickly. BAM. Just like that my time under the dryer flew by.

I tell you what; there is some great stuff in those magazines so next time your waiting in line or sitting under a dryer make sure you grab a "trashy" magazine. They are SUPER entertaining.
p.s. I hope you all know me well enough to know that this is meant to be somewhat of a joke. It is true that I read them. Not true that I learn from them. Come on guys. Really.

3 comments:

probst said...

Char always had them when we went on their houseboat. Some of it was good reading but most of it wasn't worth the time.

hedrad said...

You're such a good role model for us all. Now if you just had pink extensions in your hair...

The Cecil Clan said...

I'm glad you clarified at the end cuz I was getting worried.